Crypto help me quit smoking

I'm 63 and I've been smoking cigarettes most of my life. But it's $6 a pack it's gotten very expensive. That's basically $180 a month since I smoke about a pack a day.

Before, that hasn't really stopped me from smoking. But the thought of being able to put another $180 a month into crypto has made a difference.

I'm going to keep track of that money separately from the rest of my portfolio. I just want to see how much money I can make from stopping smoking.

Just thought I'd share. Now for filler to make the post long enough I'll add something...

How to have $1 Million worth of Crypto Currencies

Start off with $2 Million

There's this new cryptocurrency called Decibel. You just yell in your microphone to get money...

It's a sound investment.

If I had a penny for every crashing crypto,

I would have a bitcoin.

How do you get a hardcore crypto technical analyst off your front porch?

Pay him for the pizza

How many crypto miners does it take to change a light bulb?

A hundred thousand!

One miner to change it, and 99,999 to determine who gets the credit.

How many cryptocurrency holders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. It never gets changed. The bulb is purchased but sits in the box for years until it's useless.