My experience day trading on different drugs

I was the one that read the bitcoin white paper on different drugs. Many of you asked me to trade while under the influence to see what would happen so I did. Just for entertainment purposes, don’t do drugs - these are not recommendations.

Method: ingest substance, wait for the peak, commence trading for 3-6 hours, re-dosing when necessary. One substance per day. Start with $12K and trade this amount without adding more money.

Experience: Used to day trade ES futures few years back.

Coins traded: Eth, Doge, Shib, Ada, Atom Ending balance is after all the trading fees and also withdrawal fees since i used two exchanges.

Alcohol, grade: F

Lost 5.5%. 3 drinks. It really makes you not care about the money. Also, im allergic to alcohol so it’s always a bad time. Better off at a casino drunk having fun.

Cocaine, grade: C

Lost 2.8%. A bump every 10-20 minutes. I thought it was not that bad. It is inefficient though due to the short duration. Makes you confident and easier to execute a trade. Kind of pissed off when I kept losing which made me trade more aggressively. It may just have been the market at the time was dipping too.

Cannabis, grade: B+

Gained 4.8%. Few bowls, sativas. This was really fun. I almost felt like I could notice when the candles struggled to rise. Definitely would do again. Turn on some music, have some snacks, and trade all night.

Adderall, grade: B

Gained 3.0%. 20 mg. It is easy to stare at the candles for hours. I didnt feel any “benefits” like the weed though. I think this just makes you more alert for a longer period. I would rather just drink few cups of coffee instead.

MDMA, grade: C-

Gained 0.2%. 140mg. So this one was a bit of a bust - I stopped trading early. I made a little bit of money but i still rank it lower than coke. When I was down I felt okay with it. I had a lot of euphoria and love for people and that meant me losing money was someone else gaining it and i was okay with that lol. Wasnt in the mood so i quit trading early which i was barely back up.

LSD, grade: A

Gained 20.5%. 2 tabs. Wow. Idk if I would do it again but it was one hell of an experience. It felt like I developed an extra sense that could feel the market. it sounds crazy. I could barely keep up with the numbers since they were wiggling around. But i just “felt” when it was time to buy. It also helped because I didnt feel attached to the money but not in a im-fucked-up way. I was more logical with my trades since i had no anxiety of losing money.

Total % gain in the end: 19.8%

Thats it. Keep in mind there is a very likely chance the % gain/loss would be very different if I repeated this another week. If we were in altcoin season then I might have made positive gains on any substances.

Here is the % change at the end of each day: https://i.imgur.com/84P7IIV.jpg

Heading to Las Vegas tonight with my gains and ready to lose it over the week! Cheers!