10 Tried-and-tested ways to comment on the sub

Cat got your tongue? Have an introverted personality and don’t know what to say? Been dead inside since 2021 and nothing stirs you anymore, not even the screwing crypto does to your portfolio on a daily basis. Fret not! Here is the 12 Ways To Comment guide fellow Redditors have collectively put together for you so that you can recover (a bit) of your strength and vitality.

1. Mention the weather and your breakfast and wish everyone out there a good day
2. State the obvious in terms of BTC price and ask if it will go up, down or crab sideways
3. Humble flex your most recent DCA and hint at how you are a whale that will catalyse a dump
4. Share the surging inflation level in your country and whine about having no money to DCA
5. Flaunt your latest vacation and ask the sub eagerly, “What’s up, dudes?”
6. Announcing your accumulation plan because no crypto no lambo
7. Share your favourite crypto joke and solicit other jokes from the sub
8. Declare your love for minimalist life. Why, you live under a bridge and eat ramen! Why shouldn’t others?
9. Mention your disgust with fiat mining in an attempt to elicit a sense of shared misery
10. Offers signature financial advice as buy high sell Low and it’s all priced in in a bid to appear as the more knowledgeable other
11. Shill your favourite shitcoin
12. Build a sense of community by chanting ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

(Yes, the title says ten ways but I go the extra mile to give two more strategies!)