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As statistically most of you out there have portfolios in the red right now here's a list of less embarrassing reasons to tell people instead of saying you lost it on crypto

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  1. I have a drinking problem (made more convincing if you actually have one which if the market keeps dropping you probably will soon).
  2. I have a drug problem but I'm getting help.
  3. I have a drug problem and I'm never getting help.
  4. I have a gambling problem (the best lies are the ones that are also true so this one is a good one!)
  5. I'm having an affair with my much younger and hotter receptionist.
  6. I used to have an affair with my receptionist and she now has my bastard child that I need to support.
  7. I have very specific pornography tastes that require expensive donations to have carried out (you will NEVER receive follow up questions on this one!)
  8. I purchased and then lost 11 wallets full of cash one after another.
  9. I brought a new home to live in but I forgot the address of where it is.
  10. I traded it all for magic beans in the hope of a beanstalk growing in my garden and allowing me to find the golden goose (this one is more of a retelling than a lie).
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