Despite the end of the week dip i am still up 10% for the week. Want to know my secret?

This strategy is very simple to follow and anyone can do it. All you need to do is have your local currency lose 15% against the dollar in a week and suddenly you are up on all your investments! Gold, commodities, stocks and crypto may be falling but as long as your currency falls quicker you are making money! Go ahead and move now to an eastern european country and experience what it is like to have your salary paid in a shitcoin!

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