It all started when I raided my wife’s jewelry box and sold all her gold and diamonds to buy bitcoin. I blamed it on the maid though so that was fine, she just fired the maid. So I used the maid’s salary to DCA for a while.
But then I took out a second mortgage on the house to buy bitcoin. I forged her signature on the documents, but she eventually found out because she’s the one with the job and pays the mortgage and it just went WAY up. (Have you seen interest rates lately?)
She told me to get out now. So I took the car. Sold that too. Yep, for bitcoin.
So now I got my iPhone and a charger and my Ledger with like six bitcoins on it and my cardboard box in the alleyway. I can charge my phone for free in the Starbucks across the street. So maybe I should sell my charger for bitcoin. But before long I might smell too bad to be let in.
My wife is gonna be so jealous. But I’m not taking her back after my bag moons. She had her chance.
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