The year is 2030...

Hello future Redditors, I hope you've been in the cryptocurrency markets as long as I have. If not, there's still room for growth! It will just go a bit slower...

Bitcoin's price is above $800K and it won't go lower than $650K ever again. You can buy stuff with Bitcoins/Satoshi's almost everywhere. Things like "You're not too late yet!" "Bitcoin will hit $1M just buy already!" "Don't forget to take profits! A bear market might be coming!" are still being posted on r/Bitcoin and r/Buttcoin is still around shitting on Bitcoin because they kept losing out on even more profits.

Wow i'm already 36 now, time flew by because I've been enjoying the last few years being wealthy and financial free. I can still remember the days where some shitcoins would literally 100x within a couple of months, there's no more of that now and markets became more stable and regulated. This Reddit post is being shared on another Reddit like-wise platform that has been gaining users on a rapid rate because of the success of cryptocurrencies. It's currently 4:49 AM, wtf am I writing? This is cringe... or not anymore in 2030? GN!