You open your eyes as you start to feel your head throb. You sit up in your bed slowly as your vision begins to clear.
"How long have I been asleep? My head is fucking killing me." You say to yourself as you rub your eyes.
You grab your phone and try to power it on, only to find that it's dead.
"Hmm that's strange, I charged it before I went to bed." You think to yourself as you sit down to turn your computer on.
The computer takes longer to boot but when it does the date on the bottom right corner of your screen confuses you.
"2023? Wait that can't be right." You think as you open up Youtube to catch up on some crypto currency videos.
The camera zooms out to watch you sitting on your computer as it fast forwards through you watching all the FOMO, FUD and bullshit TA that you've missed.
The words, BEAR MARKET, BITCOIN HALVING and the stock market chart with a red arrow going down flash across the screen. Then the words INFLATION, DEBT, HOUSING PRICES with the green arrow going up flash on your screen next.
"I can't believe I slept through all of this." You say as you nervously look at the link to your crypto wallet.
You take a deep breath and mumble, "Here I go." as you slowly move your mouse towards the link.
You move your mouse cursor onto the link and raise your finger up.
Just before you click there is a loud knocking at your door.
*Thud thud thud*
"Open up man, I just wanna talk." The voice from outside of your RV says.
*Thud thud thud*
"Come on it's fucking cold out here." The voice says in an inpatient tone.
You look at the link, sigh and shut your computer off instead of looking at it. You walk towards the door and open it.
"Well Hiya! It's been awhile hasn't it?" The homeless looking man says to you as he extends his hand for a handshake.
"Wait... You're... You're Charles Hoskinson aren't you?" You say as you shake his hand.
"Correcto-mundo pal. Listen I came all the way over here to show you some things." Charles says as he steps aside for you to leave your RV.
Just as you were about to step out a sports car drives by incredibly fast running over a puddle which splashes all over Charles.
"YOU FUCKING BASTARD!" Charles yells as he wipes his glasses and face that were soaked with dirty water.
You turn around to see who it was, you catch a glimpse of the driver who is a young stud and in all the other seats are beautiful women. The license plate reads "HBAR".
"Another asshole everyone thinks they're going to get rich off of." Charles says as he puts on his dry glasses.
"Anyways, come with me my friend." Charles says as he walks towards a small children's bike with training wheels.
"Well, what are you waiting for silly? Hop on" Charles says as he looks back at the training wheels.
Confused, you walk over and stand on the training wheels with your hands on Charles shoulders. The camera zooms in on the small license plate taped onto the back of the bike. It reads "TYADA<3".
In an instant you blink and you and Charles are transported to a hellish landscape. There are people screaming in agony. There is dilapidated buildings, trash and small fires everywhere.
"Why did you take me here?" You nervously say.
"I wanted to show you that things aren't all that bad in our side of the world." Charles says with a smug grin on his face.
"Little shits like you want to talk about price action, TVL and a whole lot of other bullshit when it comes to my token right?" Charles says as he stares off into the distance.
"You ever think that we're lucky that I'll never let us get to this state no matter how much the food in my house tastes like shit?" Charles says his head turns towards the building next to you.
You both look up and you can see a damaged neon sign on a crumbled building flashing intermittently. It reads "LUNA GRILL".
Charles snaps his fingers and you both are instantly transported back to your step dads front lawn next to your RV.
"Before you click on that link I needed to show you that. To give you some perspective on things." Charles says as he pats his coat down.
"Anyways, wanna join me before I go?" He says as he pulls out a crack pipe.
"No... no I'm good. Thank you though." You say nervously.
Charles grabs a piece of paper and scribbles something onto it.
"Eh suit yourself. More for me." Charles says before snapping his fingers and disappearing.
You stand there for a few seconds confused then go inside to turn your computer on to look at your wallet.
A tear rolls down your cheek as you grin.
"I'm never going to make any money off this am I?" You think to yourself as you read, "Portfolio down 92%".
Suddenly Charles reappears in your RV.
"JESUS, JUST WAIT FOR THE HALVING BITCH." He shouts before slapping you across the face then snapping his fingers and disappearing again. His crack pipe somehow doesn't follow him and falls down to the floor and shatters.
You sit there rubbing your cheek as the side of your lip starts to bleed. You pick up the note that Charles wrote and it reads, "Paper hands never win. Just HODL."
You crumple up the paper and smile as the camera zooms out of your RV and zooms into a dark and scary figure hiding in the drain on the street next to the RV. The camera zooms in closer to the creatures face until it suddenly opens its eyes and whispers, "This is not the end of Do Kwon". before laughing maniacally and the credits begin to roll.
FIN.
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