You’re telling me that this dude who claims to understand rocket science decided to accept Bitcoin for his billion dollar car company, and realised a few months later that Bitcoin has an adverse environmental impact ?

This giga chad - weed smoking - popstar banging - energy and rocket scientist - electric car maker - meme lord decided to accept Bitcoin as a payment which made a billion people jizz across the world whether they wanted to jizz that day or not. Now he’s like, nah bro, I’m worried about the environment more than my first born sixth baby whose mother hates him so much that she decided to give him that weird ass name. You’re telling me that this guy who just cannot stop giving his opinion about everything and anything on Twitter did not know about the impact of Bitcoin’s compute requirements on the environment ? You’re telling me that somewhere in between rehearsals for Saturday Night Live and getting this dick sucked by an intern backstage, he had this epiphany to save the environment ?

Thank you for reading. I will see you in another episode of “Shit that makes zero sense to me”.