Plainspeak translation - Elizabeth Warren's statement in relation to the Bitcoin ETF

I finally figured out how to get AI to translate Senator bullshit speak to actual english.

There was some extra difficulty because the honourable Senator didn't think highly enough of her shitty statement to put it on her website.

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Today is a disappointing day for me. It's a disappointing day for some tycoons whose name I don't care to remember.

The SEC followed the law as written, not as intended by us insider trading politicians.

By allowing a transparent blockchain to burrow into our financial system, the SEC is challenging longstanding traditions. Politicians might no longer become multimillionaires without accountability.

The common person might gain financial independence.

Our dream of controlling people could be destroyed.

Sadly, our PR firm's last minute rush-job, error riddled letter to the SEC had no impact on this decision. But I will stop at nothing until I can exert some form of financial control over each and every citizen."

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