Can we start a petition to get Wendy’s to add Bitcoin to their balance sheet?

I was able to quit my job at Wendy’s last year thanks to Bitcoin. I’ve noticed the stock is really struggling over the last few years. But I’ve always wanted to be able to go back to Wendy’s in case my Bitcoin plan doesn’t work out. Perhaps hedging with Bitcoin could help them from risking going under with rising inflation costs? Nobody wants to see their favorite burger and frosty chain disappear. Especially me.

/u/Wendys , I’m sorry Uncle Dave didn’t set you up with a proper portfolio to safeguard against inflation. We can help you.

Rules said everything Wendy’s goes, figured since Microsoft just voted on it. Maybe a struggling company could be the next use case of Bitcoin hedging against inflation. Now is the time Wendy’s could become the Microstrategy of the fast food industry.

Edit: I cross posted this from /r/wendys. Wendy’s stock is down -20% over 5 years and Bitcoin is +1244% over that same time. If they had been hedging properly with Bitcoin they would not even need to flip one burger and could call it a day. Very concerned to see them down in a BULL market. In the best year of the S&P 500.

Edit: They also have one of the best social media teams in the world and would be great for making fun of all the other companies that don’t own BTC